In 1983, a children’s film called The Care Bears in the Land Without Feelings was released. It was silly, childish, and instantly forgettable. One shining gem, however, was the introduction of an over-the-top frost-themed villain named Professor Coldheart. He gleefully devoured the scenery with his rocking introductory song.
This short, note-dense map is my homage to the tradition of cheesy, melodramatic villains who know the value of a proper monologue.